Aging has many advantages but to have something to write about I have to talk of what the disadvantages are. This morning as I set on the edge of the bed let me try and remember did I set down or set up? Was I going to bed or getting up? The fact I am tired is not anything new so that does not help. Well as long as I am up I will write to the world and tell of my latest happenings. Should admit to another of getting old. Years ago i would tell a woman, “Lay down I think I am going to love you.” Today i say get up lady if i get down i will not get back up for hours.
I find my self somewhere in between Pepe Le Pew (he was a skunk in the cartoons speaking to the ladies in French) and Rodney Dangerfield who as an actor was always telling he got no respect things were always making him have problems and disrespect. Well I met this beautiful woman and the next morning I had decided that I would send her a big bouquet of flowers. 300,000 COP pesos is quite a bit but I wanted to get her attention. The flowers were ordered and to be delivered so I wait for a phone call thanking me. NO phone call so did they deliver the flowers? What happened as I wait time rolls on and I hear nothing. The next day I get a message from her that she does not want the flowers and does not want my attention she has a boyfriend (first I knew of that) so I could be a friend but that was it. So, I feel as Rodney Dangerfield and accept that she has good eyes and seeβs me as no future.
That next morning I get a call from someone I did not know but he wants to know why I sent flowers to Tania. Who are you and why should I tell you that? Well, he informs me he is engaged to her and has been going with her for two years and again wants to know why I send her flowers? In my mind I immediately think of John Wayne and actor I admire. He said something on the order that life is tuff but when you are stupid it is really hard. Do I have to tell this stranger why a man sends a beautiful woman flowers? So, he wants to know if I had kissed her. Hey stupid she won’t even talk to me let alone kiss me. Well, I still want to know why you send her flowers. What did I tell her? I said I told he I loved her and ask him if he had told her he did and he said no he was telling me. Well pal I said tell her not me. The thing continues until I finally tell him Fish or cut bait but go away. I am thinking I will send this text to Tania and let her see what the boy friend says and thinking it over I decide to write her and tell her she has a BOY friend and I was a man and in the conversation he told me that if I were to want her he would step aside. I did not tell Tania but if that were me I would have went to the guys house and ripped his head off and stomped it into the mud. But I tell her about the conversation and later she writes back and I find he saw the flowers and took her phone and got my number and she apologized for that.
I| send a lady flowers expecting romance and I get a fight with a strange man. Seems strange to me I go to Costa Rica give Joss a diamond to make it look like we were married and take her to Cancun she will not give back the ring donβt want to marry me and I didnβt even get a kiss now I send flowers and I get a fight. Maybe I am to old for the world I live in. All this modern communication and no one here sends a woman flowers. They set in a room with a (yes I have saw it) beautiful woman and talk on the phone to someone else. Makes me thing of the song stop the world and let me off by Eddy Arnold. I hope as you read this you have what I want next to you enjoying the partner I hunt for.
A messenger,
Verl K.
I wanted to send to Tania’s boy friend a get well card and it should be a get lost card and inside of it should be a bunch of birds and bees and to tell him we did not get past talking about the fact she thought i wanted a kiss and if i had told him i wanted to talk to her about her ass. If he dont know what flowers sent to a woman mean how would he understand when i talked of her ass that i was meaning him.