Dreaming at the bar one night just before closing time and this good-looking gal who was setting next to me leaned over and put her hand on my knee and said, βYou know what I was thinkingβ? I said I hope so but if you keep thinking I will hunt for my wallet.
Was in a shopping male yesterday with Pedro and Emanual and as we passed this good-looking woman setting in the middle of the mall obviously waiting for someone. I walked up and ask her if she was waiting for me. No, she said with a big smile. Damn I said just another bad day. Emanual said Verl you are so much different than others here in Colombia that it is fun to watch you. Yes I said must be that difference what scares them away.
Was in Hayward California with a friend and we were watching the girls go by (so what if this is forty years ago) And said to Roy why do I never catch one like that? He said, βVerl if you want to catch one like that you have to change the baitβ.Β Crazy how all these seem to stay with me but I can not remember how to tell those beautiful dolls in Spanish. The language is very romantic and I am like a pig on a roller skate I just canβt keep the words in my memory I just canβt keep the oink out. Maybe when I reach a hundred I will think back and remember how to say it in Spanish but by then she will have four kids and weigh three hundred pounds.
Perhaps the memory is intended for old people and for that very reason it protects the others and keeps them in a safe zone. One thing is for sure no one has more fun making a fool out of themselves than I do. I find these women here in Colombia to be so pretty that I find myself looking for an ugly one. Locals say there are 8 women for every man. I have been riding an exercise bike getting ready if I run into eight of them I donβt want to run out of wind. I think if I had eight women all at once I could put six of them to work teaching the other two how to give oxygen to me when I have gotten the door nailed shut, from the inside. Crazy that I can say anything I want and not once has anyone told me to shut up and set down maybe this new way of communicating has an advantage I had not thought of. Now are you sorry you told me just to write what I am thinking?
A Messenger,
Verl K.