It is a good thing God came before computers could you imagine what it would be like if computers had came first. Just imagine if it were reversed and you should decide you would like to pray.
After making up oneβs mind to pray then you would have to sign in as to who was going to pray. Then it would be ask for your password.
Next question is what is it you want.Β And there would be a tab open with a list of things you should answer before continuing.
Then when you pick out the one you want that says you want to pray the next question would be who do you want to pray to. And there would be this long list of people like Moses, Abraham, David, Solomen, Job, Matthew, Mark and the list would eventually have God buried within the list.
The next question is what do you want to pray about and then again you would have a slide down box asking things like do you want something or is this for you are someone else now keep in mind each box would again open to explain that if it were for someone else then you would have to tell who.
After finding God and wanting to thank him that would have been a reboot and you would start over but if all you want is to ask his blessings that would be another choice.
The next question is have you ask for this before and if so when. And you would have to answer more questions.
Now we have established we have God and he is ready to answer our questions the next thing is would you like this answer in writing or verbal. Then what language would you prefer and would you like it texted to you are would an email suffice.
Then you would be warned that there is a waiting list of those before you and the expected time when he will be available. Now would you like to be on this waiting list or would you like to call back. If you say you would like to wait there will be a long pause and the recording will inform you that your time has ran out and you should check back on the next available opening and there will be a list to see when he will be available and if it meets your schedule.
After picking the time the next message will be to inform you that your time has ran out start over.
This is not blasphemy this is what our world has come to.
A Messenger,
Verl K.