Got a birthday coming up and I know I have all my scruples that are possible. I can remember things back before I was born my memory is so good. There’s a small hole in the sock that holds my memory, just like, I can’t remember if I’ll be 38 or 83. See why I said a hole in the sock I can remember I have a birthday coming up but the years slipped through that little bitty hole. If birthdays are so popular how come we donβt get more each year? My mother was so fed up with her having so many of her birthdays a grandchild I think it was Tammy. Mom said I am tired of all these birthdays you can have this one. The kid got all excited and ran to her mother and said Grandma gave me her birthday and now today is my birthday because grandma said so what did you get me for a present? If I am 83 and not 38 would anyone of you like to take my 83 birthday and as if it were yours you try to blow out that many candles. If you accepted this and now you are 83. Yes you accepted it now at 83 what can you do you have never done before? Can you do that at 83? I donβt use a cane but have fiends who need them I will get you the loan of a good one. Donβt worry about all the calories in the cake you canβt have any anyway. Just hope they donβt set the cake on your glasses or you will be blinded.
Whatβs it like to be 83? I can answer that easily enough. Its like being 23 three times. Anything I could do at 23 I can do now but it takes three times longer and usually takes three try to do it. You just have to learn that things must be small (to lift) and slow. Β Sex is especially fun because you now know they want you but they donβt and that helps if you can remember it. Another thing about 83 is you get offered the wheelchair you no longer have to ask for it. Another fun thing is now you can promise to those ladyβs anything you want to and if they believe it you can ask how old they are. Getting old is really easy all that is necessary in patients. I know at this age being a patient is easy just smile and they think you heard them. I got tired of saying βwhat did you sayβ so now I have a new line βno comprendoβ. Gets the same results and less words.
I donβt want a party and I certainly donβt need the cake but is it in Gods grace to give me lady who can jump naked out of a fruit cake? I donβt want the woman but the fruit in the cake is still high on my totem pole.
A messenger,
Verl K.