I love the forbidden fruit so much I want to test the waters and see if there are any fish in here. I am going to educate a few of my fellow men. Let me make the statement first: All women are prostitutes and all men are fools. Please allow me six years of explanations then you can get even if you still want to honey. Honey yes that is for all the sweet things reading they want to hear and if they donβt get what they want well let me continue the story.
In the very beginning God gave Adam a woman and not being critical of him I just want to let others know he was a lot smarter than most would give him credit for. Β Here is this guy the only guy in the world there is none other so his wife shows up pregnant and if she could hear what he would be saying their would be no family or any generations following that first unit. Can you hear him talking to himself saying not another man in the whole world and so she finds a snake. Can you imagine that then when I try to point out she has not only gave away the only cherry in the world she has to find a snake. She does not want to talk about it because what could she use for an excuse? I can answer that because she is a woman.
In the meantime, the king says to the queen are you going to put out tonight or do I have to fed you to the lions and find another woman. What he does not know is he does not control the pussy cat that he thought he did. He is about to learn that Adam passed on what a fool is way back there when he shouldΒ have goneΒ to court and sued her. Oh no judges yet and no attorneys yet either. The snake has got work to do yet.
If he could get her before the judge and show there was not other men no other way she could have gotten pregnant because he didnβt do it. Would he win the lawsuit? No because she is a woman and they have privileges above a king in fact they have pay grades way above that.
You get ready to go to a party and the wife turns her back to you and sticks out her butt for you and asks you does this look alright? Now if you tell her the ass is way to big and she has been eating to much sweets you can be assured the draw bridge to that fruit is way passed anything you can afford you just as well buy a ticket and join me in Colombia as try to get into the fruit cellar. Remember she is not a whore because she didnβt ask for anything. The fact you had to marry her and give her everything she ask before you got a key to the fruit cellar has nothing to do with it. The key to the fruit cellar is in the doorknob in the basement but to you it is hid.
Yes the king had to learn he was a fool and from Adam to now we have been paying and that should be proof as to our being a fool. The king thought he was in control what a fool.
The very first argument was between Adam and Eve and with all he had going he could not win now what makes you think you have a leg to stand on. God gave me the ability to write but not any to be an artist where I could paint a picture of what a fool looks like. Well sense I can talk and not draw I will show you anyway go into the bathroom and look over the sink I left a picture of a fool for you.
Next time the woman ask you for your opinion and it is different than what she wants to hear before opening your mouth I would suggest going to the bathroom a minute and look at that picture. But remember she is not a prostitute and if you try to point out the price she ask for piece and harmony in the house you can be assured why Adam didnβt bring up the subject.
A Messenger,
Verl K.
Who said I was limited to what or when I write. I remind you I give you these information and you give nothing in return. Consider this you read and then say I have to tell my friends because you like to share things you enjoy. Well, you married her and enjoy her how come you donβt send her here for the weekend? You know share pleasures. Β Can you imagine Hey honey want to go spend the weekend with Verl. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Her answer: Want to find a cobra in your bed.
Some things just cannot be explained.